Instructions

The interesting outtake from SCP-3135:

Despite the visual accuracy of the characters and locations to the original Next Generation show, several notable deviations are present, including:

• Each episode begins and ends with a title card reading 'Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Journey Continues! Exclusive to Westhead Media Programming!'
• The majority of the opening credits are absent, instead only listing Harrison Granger as the director of every episode. (This information is outdated. See Addendum 3135-1 for more information.)
• All episodes now take place completely aboard the USS Enterprise. No plot justification for this is given.
• There is a drastic increase in nudity, graphic violence, and profanity. The majority of said profanity can be attributed to the character of Data, who uses the word 'fuck' a minimum of ten times per episode.
• The character Jean Luc Picard's name is now John Luke Picard.
• Although the character Wesley Crusher is frequently referenced as being aboard the Enterprise by other characters, he never appears in person.
• Popular fan-theories regarding the Star Trek universe are frequently confirmed, often in situations which have little to do with the theory in question.
• Plot elements centered around people being trapped inside walls or otherwise restrained by them are frequent.
• The majority of episodes are now based around the character William Riker and his various sexual encounters.
• Neelix, a supporting character from Star Trek: Voyager, is now present in the background of every episode. Neelix has no dialogue and is not acknowledged by any other characters.