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Pervert Goes Door To Door Asking For Trick-Or-Treaters

theonion.com Pervert Goes Door To Door Asking For Trick-Or-Treaters

NORWICH, CT—Excitedly running up to dozens of houses covered in Halloween decorations, local pervert Phil Jenkins, 52, reportedly went door-to-door Thursday asking for trick-or-treaters. “Trick-or-treater, please!” said Jenkins, holding a large sack open in anticipation, his costume consisting of no...

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