We need answers

No but a tin can

I saw a fish beat Elden Ring, I'm sure they can microwave a cup of soup.

Could fish really enjoy soup?

I don't know, but it's a good thing they aren't into cash.

Or it's a report/statement

Can-fish microwave [the] soup

Science is not yet ready to answer these questions

They can, but it's complicated. Sort of like that thing about monkeys writing Hamlet on a typewriter, only instead of a typewriter, we fitted the fish with a microwave gun...

As long as we don't have it the other way around with soup trying to microwave fish

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