We need answers

No but a tin can

I don't know, but it's a good thing they aren't into cash.

I saw a fish beat Elden Ring, I'm sure they can microwave a cup of soup.

Science is not yet ready to answer these questions

Could fish really enjoy soup?

They can, but it's complicated. Sort of like that thing about monkeys writing Hamlet on a typewriter, only instead of a typewriter, we fitted the fish with a microwave gun...

As long as we don't have it the other way around with soup trying to microwave fish

Or it's a report/statement

Can-fish microwave [the] soup

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