RFK Jr. Demands Secret Service Protection After Finding Cheez-It On Kitchen Floor
RFK Jr. Demands Secret Service Protection After Finding Cheez-It On Kitchen Floor
theonion.com RFK Jr. Demands Secret Service Protection After Finding Cheez-It On Kitchen Floor
MALIBU, CA—Insisting that situations such as this compelled the federal government to act immediately, former presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told reporters Monday that he was demanding Secret Service protection after finding a Cheez-It on his kitchen floor. “Today, I’m calling on the W...
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