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Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump

theonion.com Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump

DOYLESTOWN, PA—Expressing concern about his inability to control his own body, local Neuralink brain-implant patient Emmett Shultz told reporters Tuesday that he was unable to stop his right hand from casting a vote for former President Donald Trump. “As soon as I entered the voting booth, my hand l...

Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump
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