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“R is the most menacing of sounds, that’s why they call it murder and not mukduk”
- Dwight K. Schrute
11ReplyMy family got mukdukked after my mom had a breakdown and set fire to the house in the night, killing my dad and three sisters. You’re right it doesn’t sound so bad
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9ReplyMost ducks are thinking about rape not murder
8ReplyExactly. It's a duck, not a goose.
5ReplyNeither, actually.
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Are ducks rapists?
4ReplyVery much so. Right up there with otters and dolphins
7ReplyI nominate you as a volunteer to find out
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Murder. Murder most fowl.
6Reply...of crows.
2ReplyJudas, no!
1ReplyThat's not funny
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