Talented people piss me off

And it’s censored with an emoji

Some nights they called him “double fisto”

I’m surprised there is no carpeted toilet seat cover tbh

Are ducks rapists?

Don’t forget about big truck guy and his pavement princess

Same for crushed, literally 0 ice then just a straight up fucking avalanche

Narwhal just recently released Narwhal2, basically a revamped version of their app with some Apollo features. They are also going to be moving to a subscription service and will have 3 tiers based on api usage

T swift enters chat

I missed out on the Zelda series when I was little. I am ashamed to say I thought the dude’s name was Zelda for most of my childhood

Starbuck’s little clean progressive image has been totally ruined for me by the way they fight so hard against these unions. I won’t support them in any way

That’s a good one but I’m still leaning towards just not answering the phone in the first place

Texas being Texas

Truly shocking

DuckDuckGo just sounds so stupid. I refuse to use it

Looks really good

Yeah I thought about trying to better myself like learn to bake a soufflé, read a book, workout but then I just go to Lemmy

If you use the Mlem app it actually does have an upvote/karma counter on your profile