1 yr. ago • 97%

Free small fries with every purchase!

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So, can I purchase a sauce packet for 25¢ and get a free small fries?

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- come to the US - free sauce packets!
  
  just ignore the chasm of wealth disparity, growing nationalism and maybe being a bullet proof vest. wait... you're not dark skinned, are you?
  
  /s
  
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  They're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /s
  
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- Yes. But you also get ennui.
  
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  Isn’t there a vaccine for that?
  
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One of Don Draper's least successful pitches to clients, along with the Hawaii Sheraton "suicide" ad.

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We live. We buy. We die. Rejoice!

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- Don’t forget we fuck it all up for future generations while we’re here too
  
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- I live. I die. I live again. Witness me!
  
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McDoomalds

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We begin to The We are Die Moment Born

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I thought this was an AI generated Britney spears because if his creepily uncanny it looked.

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We begin to the we are

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- Die moment born
  
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