Tell me your favorite line from Futurama?
Tell me your favorite line from Futurama?
The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
99You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
58When they're getting pulled down toward Atlanta:
How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
57"You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music'
"I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the stereo."
54Wait, I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.
49Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
47Good news! It's a suppository!
46Don't you worry about Planet Express
Let me worry about blank.
45Thus global warming was solved, once and for all.
But....
Once And For All.44"If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kiff?" ―Zapp "[Sigh] "Sexlexia"" ―Kiff37"If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
36"What are those disgusting creatures?"
"Those are the Grungalungas."
"Tell them i hate them."
31(destructive noises) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys, do something! Satan, you owe me!
They say the key to any successful battle is the element of surprise. SURPRISE!
My absolute favorite: You win again, gravity!
30No I'm... doesn't!
29Not exactly an iconic line, but I love the delivery:
"Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?"
Fry: "I've... not heard of them."
Futurama's great for nerdy science gags, social satire, and pop culture spoofs, but its best jokes are always uniquely stupid twists of language like this.
27And Fry, you've got that brain thing!
- I already did!
25To shreds, you say..
Well, how's his wife holding up? To shreds, you say...
24Its actually from that same scene; "NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!!!" I often say "for no raisin!!!" in my daily life. :)
23The one I use most often: "I've heard worse excuses to drink".
23“They’re like sex except I’m having them”.
21My only regret is that I have boneitis
20"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"
"What really killed the dinosaurs?" " ME!!! "
"But you're better than normal! You're abnormal!"
17I can wire anything directly into anything! I'M THE PROFESSOR!
17"I'm having one of those things! You know? A headache with pictures"
"... An idea?"
16Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!
15“Take the deal, Fry! If there's a delicious cake, isn't it better to have one slice than none at all? Even if four other guys eat the other four slices, and they're all thrusting their sweaty naked bodies against the cake?”
15“Hahahaha”
Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.
“HAHAHAHA”
13- I don't know what to do! Should I eat more butter?!
- This is the worst part: the calm before the battle...oh wait! I forgot about the battle!
- Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those men are the bravest of all...
- Please, gentlemen, we've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
- That wasn't cowardice!
- No, Scruffy, it's me, Washbucket! I love you, Scruffy! I've always loved you!
- Now open your mouth...No not that one. Your other mouth.
12"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body
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10Hey, Professor. You're a professor.
10I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!
9My absolute favorite line is, "Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun."
That same episode also gave us the phrase, "a partially barfed-up heart," which is a phrase I can't even type here without laughing.
9Old lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else
9The butter in my pocket is melting!
9Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:
"Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink"
9The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is ironyyy
9"So, what you think you just explained was..."
"That's right. This box contains our own universe!"
8I was gonna go yachting in those feet!
8“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!”
8I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Thus solving the problem once and for all.
8Gundersons Nuts! They're Nut so good!
I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.
Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C'MON!
7Shut up baby I know it
Use it with the wife often, mostly with success
6If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
6Robot house
5I could do without these boobs flopping about
5"Your mother!"
5I'll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel
5The two I use on a regular basis:
"for no raisin"
and "Tell them I hate them."
Other ones that come out when the opportunity arises.
"Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank."
"Fifty-six!!!!"
"First one, then the other."
2"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"
And the obligatory, "good news everyone!"
2Shut up and keep looking apologized to.
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