my dearest melpert...
2POV: me using progressively unhinged nicknames for my best friend
48It'll eventually end up as bitch-et when you're sitting among just your close friends
12my dad's cat has the name "ronibbles" which is as far as you can get from his actual name
Over the 1.5 years we've had him it's had this progression "Macro" -> "Mac-o-Roni" -> "Roni" -> "Ronibbles"
This is him btw
He wasn't neutered till like 2 years old so he had chubby cheeks and they're SO CUTE. He's also really sweet.9I have a dog named bouly. He looks like a bear, so his name became bouly bear, then an auto correct on my phone happened and it became bouly bean. Now he's Bean.
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The opposite of being deadnamed. Name collecting.
βIs your name β¦?β
βOoh, I donβt have that one yet!β pulls out a roll of name tag stickers
29Slaps roof of character this bad girl can fit a whole town inside her
24Not everyone on the internet will understand your comment the way you intended, letβs just leave it at thatβ¦
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Am I the only one reading the lower most left one as bidet?
18No, that's what it says
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Brisket β€οΈ
17Her name can't be baguette: no black and white striped shirt, no red painters cap.
13Why do people get her name wrong so often? Is there something I'm missing?
9It's intentional. We're just being silly :3
13Basket
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It's my homegirl Bidet.
8Briquette?
7Awwwww so cuteeee
6Birqin π²ππ€
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