bert ernie ewoks Xpost
bert ernie ewoks Xpost
Tailors.
69ReplySame way RimWorld lets a fat guy wear a small person's stolen clothes [out in the field, with nobody capable of tailoring nearby]...
22ReplyPlain, simple tailors.
8ReplyPlain, simple tailors.
Garak is that you? We all know you're a spy.
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Ewoks: And if you look away from the humanoid bone piles, over here, we have a fine selection of perfectly serviceable clothes to suit all shapes and sizes. We always like to let our sacrifices pick out what they'll wear last!
I mean...
Yub nub...
27Reply 26Replyonly slightly? its a drawing of a naked woman lol
21ReplyYeah, you're right. It isn't really NSFW. But in some super stuck up cultures this is considered offensive.
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Super oddly specific & relevant...
9Replyslightly? it's a drawing of a naked woman lol
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God DAMMIT. Thanks for that. Now I'm Bert
16ReplyPicture this: a group of Ewok tailors who became famous designers after Leia helped them open a shop on Coruscant in order to bring in refugees.
16ReplyAnd one of those tailors helped fake up a Cardassian optolithic data rod
7ReplySir, please find your own holodeck and forget what you saw in here.
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It's the only explanation really
7ReplyOh, snap!
5ReplyThey have space jesus surely they have space Instant Tailor 2000
3Replycross-post not X(twitter sheeez)
2ReplyBased and discomfort-pilled
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