Checkmate
Checkmate
“JESUS CHRIST!!”
25"Run away! Run away!"
13No, I'm pretty sure that's Loki.
2Celestial Equidae!!*
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Ah yes, Inertia's gambit.
17Stronghold crusaders milord
12In Guildwars 2 we used to launch cows at the enemy
9We still do.
3I didn't know Monty Python made Guildwars
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More like they get the horsey in the trebuchet and then the end credits kick in because the movie's over, checkmate. The king in chess never gets captured.
9i think you mean the queen. the king frequently gets captured or sacrificed.
-8Nope, the game ends with checkmate. The king is the only piece that can't actually be captured. It's in the rules, look it up.
8yeah I usually sacrifice the king to protect my pawns
6I believe you think you know what you're talking about, but you don't, I promise. The king is never captured, that's the whole point of the game, and why the king's point value is infinity. Any move that would result in you putting your king in check is an illegal move, meaning you can never sacrifice your king.
4Well, if you're gonna get picky about their gender dysphoria...
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Chunkmate even
5Hopefully its black's move and I can trade knight for bishop for slight advantage. /s
4Nice fork.
3This kills the king.
'This' being horsebutt at great speed.
3My favorite part is when the horse turns a corner in midair.
1Don't underestimate horses.
1Who ever did this is just the kind of person who can't watch scifi about alien invasion, because lizards from space is just too stupid.
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