Grenade, nothing else

the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!

Bottom has no flared end. It will destroy someone’s ass with either use.

There was this famous website in the early days of the internet...

But then you're too young.

Makes a lot more sense now why they’re named after pomegranates.

The grenade pouch was invented over three hundred years later. Before that, a soldier carried only one into battle, along with his sword and shield.

Buttplug Hypothesis Discredited Say Archaeologists

Cooler than a jar