Have you ever wondered where your phone is because you wanted to look something up, while holding said phone in your hands, reading about something that made you want to look something up?
Yeah
48My spouse and I were in a long distance relationship at first.
I lost count of the times she started looking for her phone to send me a picture of something while we were on the phone.
11all the time :(
3That was young me watching tv and searching the entiry house for the remote, but it was in my hand of this time
3These are the moments that make me lose all hope in myself
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I’ve lost my glasses while they were on my face far too many times.
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When my daughter was 2 we went grocery shopping, she identified the Eggs and said "Eggs" and we were like "Good girl, yes those are Eggs." Then she said "Eggs!" and we said "We dont need any Eggs sweetheart." Which resulted in a banshee scream fest of "EEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSS" for some reason as we rapidly tried to do the last few aisles and leave. I even went back and got a carton thinking "Fuck it, I can eat a few omelets to stop this tantrum" nope. "EGGS! EGGS! EGGS! EEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSS!"
And its never happened again.
22Started as a kid, and to this day if my Mom asks what I want for breakfast I say "eggs".
5Children are such strange little creatures.
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Thank you for this post, and letting me know so many of you are experiencing early onset Alzheimer’s right along with me.
6A few days ago I couldn't find bread for a moment when I had it right in front of me till it completely disappeared. I carefully checked different rooms to see if I took it somewhere but it wasn't there. Then I opened the fridge and it was there. lol
6What's bothering me is not how much that hits home, but the fact that Americans keep their eggs in the fridge ...
6Wait you don't? Also i'm from brazil
11No, I mean some people do, but you don't need to. Because EU eggs are from vaccinated hens there's very little fear about salmonella. It's perfectly safe to keep them at room temperature for several weeks and in fact they're sold unrefrigerated at every store. It's also perfectly common to use raw eggs, e.g. for home made mayonnaise etc.
US eggs are washed and chlorined since the hens are not vaccinated, and once you wash them you need to refrigerate them. US still has like 150k cases per year of salmonella poisoning from eggs alone. Germany has like 10-15k cases in total.
(I also don't get why people don't understand they don't go bad for weeks at room temperature. I mean what do you think the chicken that normally would grow in these eggs eat while growing? Rotten egg?🤪)
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Schroedingers eggs
2"EGGS!!!", you say? 🤔
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