I can’t believe this stuff is just sold in cans now. Diluted to aerosol form. Shameful, really
23For when you opponent is in full plate and you are straight out of fucks to give.
18A bash to remember. All the bluebloods are invited.
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What are the stats on them?
13Your gong to want to level strength.
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i wonder how many innocent peasants these bludgeoned to death...
8A mace is a tool to defeat plate armour - can still cause bludgeoning damage and concussion just by smacking it hard enough. Regular soldiers would probably be wearing mail, which can be defeated by a piercing sword, and peasants would have a gambeson at the very best, which can be defeated with slicing swords or (preferably) axes.
No, these are weapons for killing aristocrats.
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Can openers to get to the beans inside
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