slaps
My brain: Oh yeah!
53You soiled the joke!
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NOT ONE ORIGINAL EXPERIENCE
39No it's okay. Being relatable is better
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dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags
25I knew a guy who forgot to click the tongs once. His grill caught on fire.
21oh, the horror
2
Grab drill
BZZT BZZT
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Anytime stuff like this happens I try to reverse engineer the primal human benefit to the urge... but honestly I'm at a loss on this one
25Some things just feel right. Like when I walk by the neighbour's house who has all the sunflowers out front, I have to touch the center of the sunflowers. I have to!
6Is it because, ass?
4Curiosity + Dopamine
I don't think it's actually a primal human urge but something that a few humans did and it spread through meme culture
1Ah yes but have got considered that curiosity killed the cat?
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I feel so seem. Though with me is usually pet food. Also rugs in department stores.
14it's pumpkin season if you know what I'm sayin
14Well I've got a candle
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they're usually sitting out in the open collecting water and each time I slapped them, some water would get ont my hands and sometimes even clothes etc. wouldn't recommend unless you want to be soaked in brown stinky water
13Worth it
4
DO IT. DO IT NOW.
8Everytime I see the word brain, I read it as Brian.... I think my brains name is Brian!
5Potting
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3I mean, you have to check that it's full somehow lol
3Packaged meats in the grocery store. Those chicken thighs make such a satisfying smack sound.
2I work in the meat department and I slap every whole chicken and roasts, I feel it gives them the confidence to be a good meal.
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Franzia: exists
2Why is this me? Haha
2Slap it!
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