"Look. I love you guys. You're my family and all.....but the holiday season is just the WORST! December is exausting, and this is my face after dealing with 30+ days of bullshit. But yes, it's Christmas day. I'm happy to see you. Have some cookies. Try the cheese platter. Just know that I'll be even happier when this is all over."
"HOLY SHIT!!! DOGS CAN TALK NOW???"
"Woof! Woof!"
"Nice try, Mr. Ed!"
"Mr. Ed was a horse, of coarse of coarse! And don't you think that reference will be lost on everyone under 30? Even 30-50 is iffy."
Bowie has that look on his face that says, "next time, I am shaking this fucking hat off the second you put it on me, fucker." And I hope he has a nice Christmas, as do you.