Luigi Mangione for president of the USA. If one unqualified felon can do it, Luigi is more than qualified.

Remember remember!

The 4th of December

A CEO dies all alone;

On the street he was lain,

cold, pale and in pain,

thousands of deaths that he own.

The decisions he'd struck,

Layers removed from the slaughter,

Were a shareholders treat,

Your dead mother or daughter.

Those investors all wait, on that cold winter morn,

Still unaware of profit potential they'd mourn,

Poking at hotel breakfast, bored looks on their face

As Brian's when he denied and delayed at great pace

Endless growth, deposed, on behalf of us all

Luigi didn't do it, we were hiking in Nepal.

Whenever he gets cheers and applause in a news comedy show, the host always looks uncomfortable. You can almost see the leash of their corporate overlords being tugged.

Why would the 1% be nervous?

It's not like the Americans will actually do anything. At most there will be some light trolling, some graffiti and maybe a twitter hashtag. Tjen everyone will pat themselves on the back and feel slightly superior before returning to their slave jobs, without healthcare

They don't see us as human and are just finding out the feeling is mutual.

Eugene V. Debs will always be my favorite imprisoned candidate. Respectable vote count too, given their situation.

He's only 26, which means the 2036 election suddenly gets more interesting.

I'm not saying he'd get my vote, but I'm not not saying it.

Nah, put him on the Supreme Court and lend it some fucking legitimacy.

Put him in charge of healthcare maybe, but electing libertarians to office is a big chunk of why you have this problem in the first place. Guy has only had one good idea.

Just pointing out if an insurance office shuts down for the day then no claims are getting approved.

When the Venn diagram of YA doomsday fiction and reality overlap more than you thought.

I'm too old to know the four notes from the Hunger Games, so I substitute my own: 🎼 you ♩ must ♩ use ♩ the ♩ force ♩

Shit, that was five notes.

The problem is that the guy would be a third party candidate, which means he would get treated as a sinkhole for the voters of the opposite party. This would work specially well for the GQP since they could just have a candidate adopt his ideology, throw a lot of money into news, media, and rallies to trump up support, and then easily turn around and just not fulfill it when they win. Meanwhile, there will be plenty of people in the other side of the flawed bipartisan system who will just blame democrats for not choosing their third party candidate regardless of the actual consequences voting third party has in USA's democratic facade of a system.

If they aren't doing anything immoral they have nothing to be nervous about.

What's the hunger games 4 notes reference here?

The four notes from hunger games? Like the start of the theme song?

Source (close to beginning)

Not all unqualified felons (or the laws they have broken) are equal.

Bruh, y'all leave him alone. Y'all want him to get JFK'ed?

Actual Adjuster/Mangione 2025 Special Election

He should get all sorts of leanency and considerations based on the election cycle and media image.

He needs to be rich first though.

Finally, we have our champion

No. I mean I get that it's tongue-in-cheek, but just stop. This social media edgelord shit is just Q-Anon of the left.

I mean if we wanna turn this guy into a hero, maybe we should talk about the fact that he shot some relatively powerless, fake-title CEO of a subsidiary while retweeting praise of Elon Musk, the biggest oligarch in the world. He's not even a quality villain, much less a hero.

1. Get him acquitted
2. Tour in Congress, replace that disgusting regime who're fettermam, he can tired into sucking bibi dick in a tel Aviv while wearing his suit
3. Proper run for the white house where he has monopoly on violence so he can do his work in peace.