Be careful on your maintenance shift tonight. You never know who you'll meet in the Jefferies Tubes.

"Now I have a phaser rifle ho ho ho"

Naw, Mott has got this. When you can out neck pinch a Vulcan and take out a high-level telepath, he's got no worries at all!:-)

Newbies to Star Trek: not one word of this is true, don't listen to me regarding lore.

“Come out to the Delta Quadrant, we’ll get together, have a few laughs”

Man just seeing them crawl in those tubes makes my knees hurt.

"John McClaine, I presume?"