1 yr. ago • 96%

Signed holy bible. +100 faith

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"de nada" -Jesus

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What language do people think jesus spoke? I want a gallup poll

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- Aramaic?
  
  Though these days they tend to speak Spanish
  
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- English, if you don't agree you will be burned alive for blasphemy and questioning the almighty god.
  
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- Jive
  
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- In the case you're serious he likely would have known every language but would have spoken Aramaic or Hebrew.
  
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When equipped gives +20% damage to undead and demons and protects from low and mid level curses

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Hell get.the authenticity certificate from the pope himself if desired....

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- Each signature from a pope gives a permament +10 faith buff. The item becomes more powerful as the time passes.
  
  Update v1.01
  
  Fixes: Popes can no longer write as many signatures as they want. Now you're limited to only one signature per pope.
  
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  Do anti-pope signatures add or detract from the buff?
  
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- produces note "this is totes really from Jesus --da pope"... in identical handwriting
  
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I just noticed that I already posted it to this community over a month ago from my abandoned account. 💀 💀 💀

But the image is not accessible so I guess it's ok?

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- I didn't see it, so it's new to me!
  
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Fuckin, these would probably sell, too. Maybe not for 20k, but a few hundred. God damn it.

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