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RmDebArc_5 @sh.itjust.works

7mo ago

Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans

Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans

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RmDebArc_5 @sh.itjust.works

7mo ago

Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans

theonion.com /distressing-survey-finds-most-u-s-citizens-unable-to-name-all-340-million-americans/

2 comments

At press time, the researchers had reportedly petitioned Congress to appropriate $50 million for name tags
That's only $.15 USD per name tag. Good deal!
If you would say 1 name per second and wouldn't stop to eat, drink or sleep, it would take more than 10 years.