I'm a fan of "My fellow mammalian morons"

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals.

Oi cunts! Seems to fit everyone...

"Sup Fuckers" is my go to.

The south, interestingly enough, always got it right: “Y'all."

Sup fuckers and non-fuckers (ace inclusion is important)

Ladies, Gentlmen, and other androgynous creatures (odo)

Alright losers listen up!

Comrades!

"Sup dudes" is what I use. easier.

edit: if there's any confusion, always defer to the philosophy of Ed from Good Burger.

"I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. Cause we're all dudes! (hey!)"

My manager says "hello kittys", that one is excellent because it weirds everyone out. Especially in a button-down corporate environment.

"What up, dipshits?"

Fuys, gals and nonbinary pals

Bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes

"Greetings, programs!"

"Neigh/Them" pronouns.

Esteemed comerades...

Alrighty campers

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"Citizens"

No brownie points for guessing my preference here. Flawless, indeed.

UGLY BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER

I like the moderately-formal one from Dragonball Z Abridged: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the Technicolor Rainbow In Between!

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

I learned one from a Tom Lehrer concert decades ago (I wasn't there -- it was a recording)

"As Malcolm X was fond of saying 'Good evening to my friends and enemies. I say that because I can't believe everyone here is my friend, and I don't want to exclude anyone'"

I find "hello, fellow kids" is what keeps me in with the hep crowd.

Im a fan of "Team" in a business setting.

I like "ladies, boys, and ladyboys" myself, but I value comedy over being inoffensive.

"Alright you 'orrible lot!" has been my go-to. But I'm partial to "Hey Nooblets!"

I've used "ladies and gentlemen, and those in between as well as outside of definitions" rolls better off the tongue in Danish, but I'm going to start using "everypony" instead when I can get way with it.

If I can piss off everypony and not be exclusive too? Well, that's just a gift horse I'm not looking in the mouth

What's up, fellow / you fuckin' nerds?

Hey non-elbo lickers

hello niece and nephew

I wanted to use 'r' instead of 'l' in hello, but being 100% Scandinavian farmer genes, I worry that would be offensive

Flawless?

"Alrighty gay mares" works too:

I'm a big fan of 'greetings fellow carbon based life forms' as inclusive as you'll ever get

Whats up spooners!

Gentles all

Good evening, fellow degenerates

Some people seriously think "they" is uninclusive and bad?

If you are doing multiple things with an introduction just cycle through them once by one

"Sorry dude but you are a lady today then you'll be a nonbon then a gentleman again"

Everypony Wang Chung tonight. Everypony have fun tonight.

I just go with "hey y'all!"

I'm not from the south but it's inclusive and fun to say.

Gentles and ladymen

"Gentles and Lady-men" gets my vote every time

This is a good place to mention !mylittlepony@lemmy.world

I like "gentle people", always gets some wholesome laughs.

My fellow Americans