The pawns have revolted and formed an anarchist commune. What should I do in this position? (I'm white)

Idk anything about chess strategy but I don’t see why saying your race is relevant to this

Show them the violence inherent in the system.

Ignore their reasonable critiques of your recent royal decisions and instead insist that you aren't backing down, even if the pawns are setting the chess board on fire and leaving the game. Start praising other kings to make yourself look good b by association.

Google Paris in 1789

Google no pasaran

google horde chess

Import white pawns across from the other tables, arm them with shields and force move black pawns out on the north side.