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Note that the pear danger band also includes the orbital space around Earth.
14As a resident of Earth's moon this infuriates me. I've lived here most of my life and the last time I was attacked by a bear was literally decades ago.
7How to defend yourself against a man armed with a pear?
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Beware of tardigrades
8Ah yes, tardigrades. The microscopic bear that would DEFINITIVELY KILL YOU if you weren’t bigger than it!!!!!
1Ah yes, tardigrades. The microscopic bear that would DEFINITIVELY KILL YOU if you weren’t bigger than it!!!!!
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Gotta watch for bears on the way to the moon, yo.
8🎶 DES-MOND! THE MOON-BEAR! 🎶
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The highest rate of bear attack in the galaxy
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