4mo ago

Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English

theonion.com Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English

WASHINGTON—In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial English. “Going forward, all government communications must be really short and lack any kind of cohere...

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They had to immediately withdraw the order as they realized that most Americans would not be able to pass the same test.
- The term "grandfather in" came from southern voter suppression laws aimed at blacks; "poll literacy tests" were implemented to create a barrier to black voting, but if you could prove your grandfather voted you didn't have to pass the test.
- Never stopped them before.
  
  It's a good thing they can't read these comments

It's weird living in such a stupid timeline that satire and reality are basically the same now.