Sinatra's Night Terrors isn't that bad actually

Am I cynical or do these always seem like weird ploys to get your personal information?

STELLA CAN'T BREATHE

holy shit that kinda slaps

Stella Tracheitis doesn't ring quite as well though.

I Don't Remember Alzheimer's

Emma Hemorrhoid

Donna Depression has quite a ring to it.

"We're Mary's Dislocated Shoulder, and this is our new song, 'Unbalanced Sheep'!"

Dolores' Epidural

SØ Suicidal

Linda's Annual Checkup?

Karen Seizure

Dawn Epilepsy

Man collecting them account recovery responses

What is a titty pill?

Using my grandmother's initials I get "EMO Spinal Fracture"

A little on the nose there.

Pregnant Mary. I could see it.

Rose Sciatica

Hillegonda's pink eyes.

I’m more curious about grandma’s titty pills honestly.

Yeah, Pearl Suicidal Tendencies!

I could make a song outta that.

Maxine Vasectomy

Nina's HIV Test?

Eunice's Rabies Shot

Nana's Vasectomy

I love it!

Yvette Dead Tooth

That's actually really fucking metal. I love it.

Miner Palmar Laceration.

Roberta Herpes

Waltraud Vaccination

Vern gastrointestinal blockage

We are brutal slamming death metal

Patsy anal fissure

Penelope pollicus contusion

Zoya Miopericarditis!

Louise Labral-Tear-and-Femoroacetabular-Impingement

It has a nice ring to it

Ginny Gout

Fuck yeah

Betty Chest Infection

Margaret bleeding in the bathroom floor

Not bad actually.

My grandmother's name was Mary

Last hospital visit was for a dislocated knee.

Taking some liberties I have:

Mary's Dislocation

Vera Snotty Baby.

Sarah's CPAP Follow-Up

Joy gaping wound

Maria Vasectomy

Ann Something Weird With My Foot

Shirley Uveitis

Constance Neutropenic Fever

Well, I suppose it could be worse.

Carrie broken leg

Diana Flu Shot

Ruby Hypocalcemia. Sounds a bit pretentious.

Peggy Arthritis

It's funny because the arthritis is in my lower back and hips

Dorothy's STI Panel

Geraldine Granuloma

Ethel Stabbed in the arm with a compass by a meth head

Mari electrocardiogram

Rachel's Sciatica.

I like it.

Katherine's Tinnitus

Idk, Fairy Depression is alright.

Zammit Depression

Anastasia's Kidney Stones.

Maybe i should go with the fancy medical term? Anastasia's Nephrolithiasis. Could work for black metal too.

Bonnie Back-Ache

We're "I have no clue's anxiety attacks" and we're elated to play for you tonight!

You people know your grandmother's first name? I genuinely don't know what it was.

Betty's COVID-related pneumonia with a side of bronchitis

Yeah it really rolls right off the tongue.

Maire's Quitting Nicotine

Wanda Broken Leg

Davis Strep Throat

Ella Psoriatic Arthritis.

Lulu chronic depression

Wilhelmina's shingles

Carmen Cold

Joan's Hearing Voices

Seems like a way to gather data on people and break into their financial apps.

People are so eager to share that you could probably just ask them for their passwords now. No need for all this phishing. Every good site blocks your password with asterisks anyways. Look, mine is *******************.