Jeez, paul

Now we know where all that sulphur comes from

that explains everything

The average height of an eruption is 145 feet (44 m). Intervals between eruptions have ranged from 34 to 125 minutes... Eruptions can shoot 3,700 to 8,400 US gallons (14,000 to 32,000 L) of boiling water to a height of 106 to 185 feet (32 to 56 m) lasting from 1½ to 5 minutes.

8,400 gallons of boiling water

Wonder how big old Paul managed shitting after his butthole was seared shut.

Ah, finally we know. The target market for the Canyonero!