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Albin Jose @lemmings.world

2y ago

I would do that but with a baseball bat

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I would give myself a hug and tell myself it'll all be ok.
- Great approach. Check out ifs
  
  Ifs?
- Sounds like you went through some difficult times. Really glad things worked out ok for you
- I hope you're good, man.
  I think I'd be the opposite. I'd be like, "It still sucks, and the loneliness hits harder than ever, fella. But when you're 24, you'll get something that'll change your life."
  Just to leave this oit there for the concerned; I'm fine.
  
  I am, but it's a day-by-day affair. I recently found out I have bipolar along with anxiety, but even so, I came out 4 years ago and my life has vastly improved.

Tell my young self that it isn't a phase and that he should start the therapy to become she immediately!

I would do that with a chainsaw
- I’d push myself into a meat grinder

Kill him since I already know it doesn't get much better
- Is that suicide, murder or murder suicide?
  
  Murdicide?
  
  Depends if it rips apart universe by making a paradox. I am not sure is destruction of the universe is a criminal charge. But maybe Murder suicide then manslaughter for killing the universe?
- Imagine the disappointment if you then don't stop existing. You still did a good deed, nobody can take that away from you.

I've made a lot of mistakes in my life. This really hits home.
- No, it would hit you

I would tell my younger self to go to a psychiatrist and get some antidepressants about 2 years earlier than last time.

I genuinely don't know if my younger self would have the presence of mind to take me seriously, but I would try to reach them and encourage them to be more empathetic toward things/people that they didn't understand. I was a bit of an asshole as a teenager, heck maybe even in my early 20s, and I wish I could go back with the care I have now.

I'd use a gun tbh. Gotta make sure.

I would say, try to find some meaning to life, but it wouldn't be understood by 10yr pos

When you realize that's why your parents were like that
- Because they time traveled back to slap themselves?

"NO."

I'd tell my younger self "you are gay" in the voice of that Ugandan TV host
- Why are you gay??!?

I think some people become parents for this reason. For better or worse...

I would have a conversation. Mainly about stocks but also about the cubs.

Would try smash more girls and not be so picky.
Didn't know so many where going to let themselves go so fast after highschool/uni.
18-20 was the peak. Then no diet and exercise really caught up on a lot of girls relying on genetics and youth
- So your takeaway from getting older is just misogyny...
  
  I think what he means to say is his diet and exercise.
  
  No. Guys let themselves go also but I'm not interested in fucking them now or when I was 18 so I don't care about their looks.
  The older you get the more your options go down.
  But from my friendship group the guys have aged a lot better. They all most all stayed the same weight, some lost some muscle mass I know I did. But a lot of the girls got fatter.
  It would be interesting to see the amount of exercise the average man does from 18-30 compared to women. I'd bet men do a lot more.
  Are you honestly going to say you think women do as much exercise as men? Or that you don't know any girls from school in the "pretty group" that aged horrifically because they no longer have youth and never did any exercise.

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