1 yr. ago • 99%

Or just put me in a box and ship as freight

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toe truck

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In more developed countries, the ambulance is free BTW...

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- Cries in American 💧🦅
  
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- Cries in Canada
  
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  Really? I thought, Canada was more progressive... I'm from Germany BWT...
  
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As I am trash, I demand the garbage truck take me for free

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- Is there a community for "suicided by words"?
  
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SLPT: To save money, consider just dying instead.

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- Found the Canadian government's account.
  
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- I am considering it.
  
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Better get 'em to the incinerator before they go necro and cause another voidout!

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Benny's body pick up. "You kill 'em, we chill 'em."

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- I can bring you in warm...
  
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Planes would be so much more comfortable if I was in a box in the cargo area

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- Like a coffin?
  
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  Yeah. At least I could straighten my legs and take a nap
  
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A cop told me after my car was totaled that he called the local tow truck, and the cost was covered by the city.

Imagine my surprise when I went to the tow yard a couple days later and they handed me my $800 bill.

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- I think for this trick to work you need to be person shaped and not car shaped.
  
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You guys pay for ambulance rides?

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