I would fall down the stairs and then apologize and give the cat treats because I hurt it.
45All according to the keikaku.
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I would have stepped on it and have my lower leg shredded and gained an enemy for life inside my own house.
I probably would have tumbled down the stairs too ... broken bones, concussion, bruises, scrapes ... while being shredded and still end up with a lifelong enemy.
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14At least it wouldn't be a long life to suffer the enemy
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They're testing you. If you can't spot a threat, you failed as a hunter.
Getting to snack on your still-warm corpse is just a side benefit
20Dangerous for the cat, for sure.
16My cats lie in the middle of the hallway, swishing their tails, and then act offended when they inevitably get their tail pinched.
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Death is inevitable Jon.
15I'm sorry
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Fucking mimics are everywhere
12I've got three cats. You just learn to look down everywhere you go and never walk backwards.
11Wait, waitwaitwaitwait. You're telling me I'd have to turn around before I start walking?
Screams in ADHD
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This stair ain't big enough for the both of us
10catmouflage
8cameowflage
3:D
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My cat likes to sit to the side at the top of the steps and then hook my pants with his claws on my way down
8Dangerous for the assassin not so much for the victim
4Walking down the stairs be like: now that's a lot of damage.
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