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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

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Like ships (permanently docked) in the night.

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Like ships (permanently docked) in the night.

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Two sentence saddest rom com ever.

Sad but true

It's worse when you meet the love of your life and it turns out you aren't theirs.
- It's worse when you meet the love of your life and it turns out you aren't theirs.
  What about when you meet the love of your life, but they didn't know if you were coming along or not so they got married to someone else?
  🥹
  
  That means you could've done something different. The tragedy of unrequited love is that there isn't a parallel universe where you are together.
- I'm currently living with someone I love deeply and it doesn't go both ways 😞
  
  Me too. I'm finally starting to get the divorce ball rolling, not because I want to, but because she's made it clear we have no future, but she's too passive aggressive to do it herself. Last 2 days I've been riding the waves of a continuous panic attack.
  
  The other way round isn't great either, my friend.
  
  I'm sorry for you. I hope things get better for you
  
  loving others is as important as being loved, but being without either sucks.
- Me and my pets.

This was my logic. The type of girl I'm into, I'll not meet because of this logical fallacy. I was beyond lucky, the probability were so low, yet I found her.
- Being single and horny tends to get people off the couch from time to time. Then you meet people you vibe with and you get to sit on the couch together because you're no longer lonely or climbing the walls with hormones.
  
  Don’t worry the hormones die off around 35 so plenty of uninterrupted couch time

Or! The person you fall in love with wont be "just like you" and you'll meet them if you get off your ass and look.
- Sounds like work, and neither of us wants to do that.

When I was a young boy
My mother said to me:
"There's only one girl in the world for you,
and she's probably watching TV."

They were like two hummingbirds who have also never met

I met my wife as she swore off dating apps. So did I.
You know those parades during holidays and people of a specific organization walk through with costumes? Well, one for my hobby had a call for parade participants. After 3 months of practice, I finally had the nerve to ask her out.
Now we're married. Going on 12 years.
I agree with the image. There are good ones who aren't on the app.

They’re posting online just like you are.
Source: my husband

Just look for a Gilmore Girls Repeat-Binge Watching Support Group and go from there.

Me irl

Yeah, pretty much

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