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5mo ago

Babysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bed

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Babysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bed

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Babysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bed

www.cbsnews.com /news/babysitter-checking-monsters-finds-man-hiding-kansas/

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- Better title is "man not allowed at house found at house he's not allowed at"
- He is charged with aggravated kidnapping. Possibly why there's a protection order against him? Definitely a lot of information missing.
- Wtf
Note to others: the title is not clickbait. It’s exactly as weird as it sounds. What the fuck.
- What the fuck.
  Literally what I said when I saw this was not satire
That kid is scarred. For. Life.
- So I'm 34
  No joke
  I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can't worry. I can't worry.
  Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.
- Kid: There's a monster under my bed.
  Lady: There isn't.
  Kid: Check please.
  Lady: Ok.... screams in terror
  
  I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.
  Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.
- Slightly ameliorated by being Told You So Champion 🏆 of 2025.
I had about 5 minutes where I was convinced this was an Onion article...
This is like a spooky urban legend, but it really happened

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