Musk's xAI buys social media platform X for $45 billion

With whose money? I didn’t know that xAI was making a profit.

You know. This sounds like some shit Terry Pratchett wrote about in "Making Money". Product is making money hand over fist, but never turns a profit so they sell it to themselves with its own money or something.

"xAI and X's futures are intertwined," wrote Musk

I've never been more excited for the AI bubble to pop. Please pop soon.

The boat is sinking, so tie it to another boat. Now they can sink together.