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Elon Musk's estranged daughter weighs in on his pro gamer claims: 'He was a Bronze Torbjörn main. He was f*ing dogsht'

Elon Musk's estranged daughter weighs in on his pro gamer claims: 'He was a Bronze Torbjörn main. He was f***ing dogsh**t'

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"When I was 12, he was Bronze in Overwatch, and me and my twin weren't," Wilson told Piker when asked about Musk's recent adventures in the gaming world. "He would try to constantly get us to play ranked with him, and I'm 90% sure it was just because we could carry him."
- Lmao is this real? Effing love it. More clowning in Elon! Yes please!
Vivian continues to show that she has the superior genetic combination over her sperm-donor. At this point, we have to assume it’s because of Justine.
Well.. I am dog shite gamer myself, but I don’t feel this uncouth need to waggle my peen, I mean pro gamer makebelieve stories around. Sheesh Elon, what the f.
- It's fine to be bad at games, even if you've put in 10,000 hours.
  It's not fine to pay someone to play for you and claim you're the best, because holy shit what kind of weird, insecure, loser would you have to be?
  
  A narcissist
  
  You'd need to be Enlon Muskrat.
  
  Hey, when life gives you Elons….
You could legit roll your face on a keyboard and get Plat with Torbjorn.
- Not if you're an arrogant asshat who thinks they know best and "my team sucks" and imagine that they have some genius ideas they've poorly copied from people who knew what they're were doing.
  But if you've any basic game sense at all and respect for other players, yes, you can roll your face on your keyboard and get plat like that and I don't think it's honestly much of an exaggeration.

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