Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it
86ReplyIf you're gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.
Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
37ReplyWith a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit
21ReplyWhat if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
4Reply
If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.
19ReplyBetter to be loved than hated?
5Reply
Toilet: YES! YES! S H I T. IN. MY. M O U T H.
52ReplyShut up!
15Reply 15ReplyOh hell yeah. I had forgotten about this scene. Odenkirk nails it.
5ReplyI need an adult after watching that
2Reply
Take that you porcelain slut
11Replyshit in my mouth! Cause thats some real love
2Reply
Would it try to wake me up at 6am because it's hungry, like my cat does? Would the sounds be cute or not? If cute, let it crave!
13ReplyAllen Pan keeps asking this question on the Safety Third podcast and it's hilarious.
10ReplyI mean, it would be hilarious if your toilets hated you by calling you names every time you go take a dump.
9Replymore importantly: which celebrity voice should it have while being like this? gilbert gottfried? samuel jackson? mike tyson? fran drescher? bill burr? sam kineson? paris hilton?
6ReplyI like to cry on the toilet so I choose Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star.
4ReplyBob Ross ๐
3ReplyDevito as Frank
2Reply
Yes.
5ReplyPeeing while erect every day would be pretty difficult
4Reply