3,500-Year-Old Book of Spells to Guide The Dead Uncovered With Egyptian Mummies
3,500-Year-Old Book of Spells to Guide The Dead Uncovered With Egyptian Mummies
Archaeologists excavating a 3,500-year-old cemetery have discovered an ancient Egyptian "Book of the Dead" filled with spells to guide the deceased in the afterlife.
The archaeologists have to read each incantation out loud or they’re chickenshit.
18O, let not the pains of financial burden which come upon thee enter into my automobile. I am the Extended Warranty, and I am in the foremost part of the loan, and the insurance policy which protecteth me is that which is with all the paid claimants forever.
5Klattu berata (coughcough)
4I want magic to be real... I would love for that to happen. Just a bunch of scientists in the dirt unlocking some ancient evil... That's the world I want... Fuck what we have now.
3Same
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"Klatu, barada, n-- ........ Necktie? Nectur? Nickle?""
2YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!
2I'm alright.
2Johnathan Sims would like to know your location
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The black book gives life, the gold book takes it away.
I DON'T KNOW THIS SYMBOL! IT'S.... A BIRD....?
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