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Whatever happens, the raccoon has got, The Maxim Gun, and you have not.
9ReplyThe raccoon also doesn't have a second machinegunner to carry his ammo, so the chance is probably still zero
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a rabid one most likely
7ReplyAnd slightly higher in Toronto.
5ReplyRocket has been alive for quite some time
4ReplyHe probably traveled at near light speed
3ReplyHis assignments extend his lifespan to over nine centuries, he seen some shit.
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I got jumped by 3 raccoons a few months ago. Had to get rabies shots.
3ReplyEspecially in the US. First of all because they exist there, I haven't seen one in Germany, and second because guns.
3ReplyThat's a machine gun, not a rocket.
0ReplyThat's not a rocket
0ReplyThat looks like Rocket to me.
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