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thatchemguy @sh.itjust.works

5d ago

Space rule

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I don't really celebrate any holidays or even my birthday. But if that rocket with bezos or musk or some other cunt goes up in flames, i make that a new tradition
- My friends and I all do a shot on November 29th for a similar reason haha. I'd celebrate for the reasons you mentioned as well.
- Fireworks in the name of the cunts
- To be honest you gotta have somewhat fucked up situation if the only time you celebrate is when someone dies. that’s not a good flex but a cry for help
  
  You're right, it is a cry for help. Please someone kill off these billionaires so we don't gotta celebrate rockets exploding.
  
  Celebrate what makes you happy, let others do the same.
  
  So how do Oligarch boots taste? I'm asking because I have too much self-respect to ever find out for myself.

At least there's a chance it blows up and kills them.
- I'm praying every day for it.
- Must be super weird to play astronaut, knowing that more people hope that you go up in flames than you make it back alive.

Also just ignore the part where their carbon emissions just surpassed several countries yearly output combined with that one launch
- I hate rich fucks as much as anybody, but this particular vehicle uses liquid hydrogen and oxygen for propellant, so no direct carbon emissions from the fuel.
  The spacex superheavy is the biggest rocket stage around and has somewhere around 1.7 million kg of methane in it at launch. That results in about 4.7 million kg (4675t) of CO2 when it's burned. That's the same as the yearly emissions of 338 average americans, or 962 people at the global average.
  Rockets are big, flashy and make a lot of smoke, but the numbers really don't amount to much when compared to the sheer scale of more mundane economic activities.
  
  I can guarantee that that hydrogen was not produced sustainably
  
  So each launch is 2x the faeroe islands annual CO2 output

These may be two of the ugliest people I've ever seen. Imagine being this rich and this ugly
- Ugly by choice. I love it, it enables mocking.
  
  Would you rather be forty and look forty, or be forty and look like a 25 year old lizard?
  -Bill Burr
- Im only poor and ugly
  
  It's okay, we like you, it's rich people we don't like
- Good for him for not picking his new wife by her looks.
  
  Well, I guess she did the same! Truly Christian people

Who is she and what is going on with her face?
Edit: is it Michael Jackson?
- It's funny because he's so obviously and publicly going through mid-life crisis. He underwent this physical transformation by becoming this swole guy at the same time he divorced his normal wife to get with this plastic lady.
  He's one of the wealthiest men in the history of humanity but falls for the same crap a 50 year old used car dealer would. I love it.
  
  I hate bezos with a passin, but he didn't pick his new wife by looks. I hope.
- Allergic reaction to space bees.
  
  To shreds, you say?
- We will never know. No helping lemming. And we are to lazy to search ourself. Well, no big deal I guess.
- It's obviously also photoshopped and staged.

I don’t mind sending billionaires to space. My issue is bringing them back to Earth.

all the while claiming it is peak feminism because some rich guy's trophy wife went to space and most articles don't even mention the two real scientist women on board.

Wtf is going on with his bicep
- Lizards actually don’t have biceps, that’s called a glusquai and Bezos’ is pretty standard for the species
- He’s probably on human growth hormone and testosterone replacement therapy for “longevity”. Maybe he doesn’t workout enough though, so he won’t have the overdeveloped physique of typical anabolic abusers. Just the extra testosterone and hgh can cause muscle growth on their own, doesn’t mean you get huge all over though.

Tax wealth, not work.

Always love a HIGNFY spotting in the wild, shame they still use twitter though.

Up the HIGNFY

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