Bidets, the answer is bidets.
38ReplyIf you use the big O little o big O method, you get extra clean
edit: I'd personally get a bidet -wand- for maximum clean
11ReplyElaborate please
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Listen to comador OP. Literal game changer.
Only problem is the toilet paper Mafia and butt doctors are going to come after you.
10ReplyThey're a game changer
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3Reply$99 no tools required. They go up from there but there is something available for almost any budget, even for people that don't have or are useless with tools.
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I love my bidet sooooooo much.
3ReplySeriously they're like $30 on Amazon, c'mon people
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Need to wield the Squatty Potty and the Bidet, the sword and shield of battling painful poops.
17ReplyNah, chaddy daddy frequents one of those. Reeeeee!
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Just be glad you don't have both hyperhydrosis and sweat triggered eczema on your scrotum
11ReplyHoly crap I get eczema on my lower legs and sometimes some spots on my face, but I can't imagine having it on my balls.
6ReplyYeah, it's rough. The skin is so thin it actually splits sometimes if I don't catch it early enough (not all the way through, though)
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You sure it isn't fungus?
3ReplyYup, according to the dermatologist. I have a prescription steroid cream that clears it up overnight. Fungus can take weeks/months to treat, and iirc steroids make it worse.
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Better hope it's a rash and not a hemorrhoid. Otherwise buckle up for the worst week of your life.
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