$99 no tools required. They go up from there but there is something available for almost any budget, even for people that don't have or are useless with tools.
Need to wield the Squatty Potty and the Bidet, the sword and shield of battling painful poops.
Nah, chaddy daddy frequents one of those. Reeeeee!
Just be glad you don't have both hyperhydrosis and sweat triggered eczema on your scrotum
Yeah, it's rough. The skin is so thin it actually splits sometimes if I don't catch it early enough (not all the way through, though)
You sure it isn't fungus?
Yup, according to the dermatologist. I have a prescription steroid cream that clears it up overnight. Fungus can take weeks/months to treat, and iirc steroids make it worse.
Better hope it's a rash and not a hemorrhoid. Otherwise buckle up for the worst week of your life.
Bidets, the answer is bidets.
If you use the big O little o big O method, you get extra clean
edit: I'd personally get a bidet -wand- for maximum clean
Elaborate please
Listen to comador OP. Literal game changer.
Only problem is the toilet paper Mafia and butt doctors are going to come after you.
They're a game changer
Seriously they're like $30 on Amazon, c'mon people
I love my bidet sooooooo much.
Here is one.
$99 no tools required. They go up from there but there is something available for almost any budget, even for people that don't have or are useless with tools.