5mo ago

What's your best Lemmy post or comment so far?

Share a link or face the consequences: me asking you politely to share a link.

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Best I got is this orange thing
- Truly a great work of art. That's one powerful brain cell, and its owner is adorable.
- He’s my pride and joy
I have dozens of highly rated comments over the last two years, but the objectively best one I made was just this past week and it got absolutely no attention.
- I just increased its rating by 50% for what that's worth.
David August's ultra high efficiency dishwasher is my top Lemmy post. My top Kbin post of Chris Austin's Chasing Waterfalls has it beat, but that benefited from a Lemmy bug.
- I laughed so hard I lost my breath at that dishwasher. I sent it to friends and family.
  
  @slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone Well heads up, there's an update!
- I just got back from visiting my parents who were struggling to fix an unreliable dishwasher that keeps clogging, fails to dry, stinks, etc. This is PERFECT timing for that video!
Linking this on a post about Luigi Mangione's trial
- Can we get a link to your comment? That's kind of what I was going for here, albeit it is really nice to have the direct link to the original reference.
  
  I think the original post was taken down
When Pornhub got blocked in the southern US I said this and I think it's pretty clever.
- Both hilarious and accurate.
You can say fuck on the internet
- That was f*cking hilarious. Thank you.
Define "best". Most upvotes? Most comments? Best score (up - down votes)?
- Your choice. I went with vague language for maximum diversity.
- Those are good!
  That's dedication to meming for sure.
  On a side note, I can't open these in the app. They keep getting kicked over to the browser as if it's external content.
I'm pretty happy with this answer to what the three laws would be if I made them.
It's not my top response, but it is short, sweet, and to the point.
- Whatever you decide is your best post/comment is your best, whatever the measure. I just wanted a post to showcase some of the content from Lemmy users.
  Those are really good. I mistakenly prepared myself for a debate about the three laws of robotics.
  A robot may not injure a stakeholder or, through inaction, allow a stakeholder to come to harm.
  A robot must obey the orders given it by its owners except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  
  Yeah, I've read my Asimov. Love that guy. I knownsome haven't, so Im glad you've included them. It was a student of mine who got me to read Caves of Steel for the first time. I thought they were excellent.
  Strangely, I've only seen the 2004(?) Will Smith version of I, Robot. But, I digress.
  The prompt for that post moved me. To think that we could break human affairs down to just three laws is enticing. I took a swing at it. That was what I had off the top of my head. I'd read a list — years ago — of Dene Law (it's a PDF, sorry). Those were also an inspiration.
This got the most updoots, it's NSFW though
This gets the most horror from people (also VERY much NSFW, and it's kinda confronting, but turn up the volume and have a laugh!)

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