ABC 2025 Election Watch Party
ABC 2025 Election Watch Party
Haven't seen another post for election updates yet, so creating this. Share your bets on how many times Anthony Green is going to have a screen malfunction.

ABC 2025 Election Watch Party
Haven't seen another post for election updates yet, so creating this. Share your bets on how many times Anthony Green is going to have a screen malfunction.
Good news, apparently Australia does not like politicians who align themselves with fascists
Bad news, not a minority government
Not looking good for the greens at all, I'm really surprised Melbourne has turned on them by the looks of it ?
In the lower house. Senate currently looks likely to have a Greens balance of power. https://www.abc.net.au/news/elections/federal/2025/results/senate
Beware the propaganda.
Well to be fair I have felt for a while the greens are a bit lost. It's a very interesting result - some naval gazing needed I think
Do you think it was the Israel/Palestine stance?
People of Dickson had an opportunity to do the funniest thing of all term and they took it.
You bloody rippers you <3
On Sky, Andrew Bolt just blamed Elon Musk for Peter Dutton not winning on Donald Trump's platform.
I just can't....
Omg, that's fucking hilarious!
"I won't mention pre-poll because people ARE drinking when I say 'pre poll'"
Fucking LOL
Im so fucking drunk
This was my favourite part of tonight hahaha
I was wearing a Nazi uniform in a private Facebook post and it’s the media’s fault that the voting public found out about it. - Jacinta Price
That was some of the most twisted logic I'd ever heard.
I was wearing the hat as a joke, and four words have no meaning, but you need to take me seriously!
WAT?
She makes me sick.
She really has no self-awareness, does she? https://live.australiainstitute.org.au/2025/05/australia-institute-live-election-2025-results/#a87d1a79e7
Dutton was poison and deeply unpopular already in the Scomo years. Looks like people didn't forget. I'm starting to feel some landslide vibes here early on.
Sink LNP. Bring up some socialists
Pretty big swing against him in Dickson right now. He might lose his own seat.
Did Jacinta just seriously waffle out an implied allegation that the AEC is corrupt? That's fucking insane.
Had me raising my eyebrows too.
Oh shit wtf did she say?
Feels pretty accurate
A solid concession speech. Can't imagine such a speech coming from any of the Liberal party's leaders over the last decade.
Jeez, remember Malcolm Turnbull having a drunken tantrum on election night and threatening to send the AFP after the Labor party... That was his ACCEPTANCE speech.
Agreed. I'm not a fan of Dutton but his concession speech was mainly truth and from the heart. At least he's somewhat graceful in defeat.
I feel sorry for Dutton's kids. They only have a choice of one out of eight properies each...
Very tough going
First screen malfunction 20 mins in. Drink!
It was the very first reveal of results!
I'd say it's worthy of a double, but I reckon we need some restraint this early on.
Yeah honestly we couldn't ask for a more classic start.
ABC right now: BREAKING: Peter Dutton has lost his seat in parliament
Unreal
Some senator on abc called himself a reagan republican. The man should be arrested for treason.
I implore you, as an American who has witnessed the generational devastation that has resulted from the Reagan presidency, throw anyone who says that into the middle of the fucking Pacific.
Mcgrath said that.
That was actually pretty wild for his side of politics to go that far in these times. His side of politics are fully dominated by MAGA-esque types.
He went further than what you say even, he identified himself with the Neo-libs (Reagan), and the Neo-Cons (Bush), pretty sure he even mentioned Nixon, but i can't remember now.
Basically he identified himself with everyone from his side of Politics except the current ruling international faction, what i'll call the Dickwads International Klan, or D.I.K.
Im glad im not the only one who noticed, very dissappointed that the panel ignored it. I thought him identifying himself as an american agent was a big fucking deal and it should have been highlighted and linked to the ass kicking.
Sky News panel all dreading that call from Rupert.
"What the FUCK did you just let happen? Was I not clear after Canada?"
"Let's wait for the pre-poll" has to be on the bingo card next time.
Can replace "too close to call"
Going to have to scull my drink to catch-up.
Antony Green was right.
Look at what's going on with the TAS vote when it gets to 5%, and you have your winner lol
On the one hand, a bit disappointed that the Greens haven't done amazingly on results so far. But I have a huge sense of relief that Dutton and the Coalition have been soundly rejected.
Haven't seen senate results yet. Greens may be the 'keep the bastards honest' choice there
Yeah it's a shame. Might be better overall for the quality of aus politics in the long run but labour has been extremely shit in some regards.
Hoping that the Senate will force some progress and the improved confidence of labor will lead to more bold policy but we shall see.
Eat shit, Dutton. What a shit campaign those idiots ran
No mate, you aligned with trump and people can see that the ideology is poison. It's not the "TRUMP FACTOR" if you're wearing maga hats, talking about woke in school, and doing an Australian doge. That's you having dogshit politics.
🤯
ABC, you are wasting your time asking policy questions...
The LNP doesn't know. And it's an inappropriate time to say anyways
Omg. The lamb and bee in the background. Lambie!
Missed that. Gold! 🪙
I wonder how Gina is handling the news tonight
Dutton behind in early count!
Oh no! Anyways...
If Antony's computer is down for the rest of the night, does that count as one drink, or do we need to drink each time they cross to him?
Asking for a friend. My poor liver.
I think every crossing.
I'm gonna have to switch to Sky in about 3 more crosses 🤣
That is crazy
I was not expecting that much of a swing to Labor. Absolutely crazy.
LNP narrative already kicking in.
"Not like Trump"
Never thought thinking about Dickson would make me feel a certain something.
Call it, Antony!
Go out with a bang!
He just said LNP can't win
cLiMaTe 2o0 & TeAlS StOp uS fRoM WiNnInG!
Not your climate policies?
I wonder how many independents will get up? Maybe 15 or so?
(´。• ω •。`)
They're wedged, wedged. They are competing against everyone, unlike uh everyone else who famously get on.
Fuck yeah. Looks like Dickson has fallen.
46% of the vote counted and Labor candidate in the lead on 57%
I'm so relieved.
With the size of this win, ALP could have another 9 years if they govern for the people
I think the planets kind of aligned for Labor in a way they're unlikely to again.
I'll take the win this time and hope for the best in three years.
There's plenty of time for Rupert and the drop-kicks at the IPA to come up with a new strategy. Dunno if they will ever come up with anything as successful as they did in 2013, though
Well that's the challenge right?
Man by the way they go on you'd think the greens had been in government.
Just jealous because you're total babes.
All the running from the cops after vandalising signage keeps us fit and trim
Women problem. Drink.
"Trump Factor"
Might hear that a bit tonight.
Almost. American factor. So close...
Finally heard Trump factor. Drink.
Price got a much colder reception than on Sky, lol.
Fucking sky news just called it!
Old barnyard already beetroot red... Also playing the drinking game
But then they could still form minority government.,
The panel are all saying looks like Coalition lost. Even Barnaby.
On Sky, Andrew Bolt just said if Dutton loses, LNP has no candidate worthy of leader 🤣
I think, or more hope, Sky propagandists are as usual wrong.
I think there might be some strong Liberals that could come right into the foreground.
Now that the 2010's crowd are finally getting shoved to the side, the Liberals might have enough clear air, or a clean enough slate, to reinvent and renew themselves to be more representative of the direction and attitudes of the country today.
Problem they've had since Abbott, has been this idea they've loosely held of a natural line of succession. That Turnbull had to have his turn, Dutton the same, Friedenberg was also expected to have a turn as Party leader along the same vein. Morrison was definitely the wild card in that though.
A Member i'll be watching is Andrew Hastie, he seems a good operator, shit opinions on the world, but competence is important, especially in a time for rebuilding a Party, which the Libs obviously need to do.
James McGrath being an absolute shining example of why people’s opinions of politicians is lower than dirt.
Those nasty nasty greens. Lol
Preferences on nation
WHY ARE PEOPLE CALLING US RACISTS?
Old mate is goin in on them!
Duttons concession was shit.
"Labor lied about us so the voters got it wrong"
I only heard a small snippet of Dutton's concession that the ABC played while I was driving home near midnight. It was focused on Dickson rather than the prime ministership. But that part of it, at least, was really good IMO. Explicitly saying your opponent will be good, the really heartfelt personal touch about her son. I was impressed. Honestly if the person who delivered that speech was the same person who ran the campaign (and has been a powerful player in politics for more than the last decade), he may have won.
But of course, that man would have had an entirely different political trajectory, so who's to say. Considerate people don't exactly excel in the LNP.
Oh good! Antony had his computer working again
Wow Labor almost got a clean sweep in tas.
Is that a reaction to State level politics?
Or do they just hate the Federal Libs?
A little from column A, little from column B. Our state libs have been closer to the Teals in politics. Dutto going full retard probably turned off quite a few people.
Then there's also the stadium and fish farms. Protest votes to indies and greens probably flowed to Labor before Liberal.
No-one booed.
When Dutton blamed himself for the loss no-one booed. Every other concession speech I can remember in my way too many years. The losing party faithful boo when the leader blames themselves.
The final horcrux has been destroyed.
C'mon DICKSON!
Did Anything Green just call Futton, Peter Dickhead?
I heard it too.
Peat a dick -- Peter Dutton
Yes, i saw it and it will never be denied
Greens not looking too hot.
What do you mean, we're all total babes.
I knew sfa about their seats in QLD, but potentially losing 3 to Labor surprised me
Clive Palmer on the 7 panel claiming victory tells you everything you need to know about Channel 7
Clive Palmer on the 7 panel claiming victory tells you everything you need to know about Channel 7