Trump appoints Fox News host Jeanine Pirro as top prosecutor in DC
President Donald Trump said he is appointing Fox News host and ex-prosecutor Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia.
Yet another DUI hire.
Well technically her blood is 200 proof. So she has to stay drunk or you know, die. :\
The worst sequel to Speed
:) * FTFY
That’s historically on par. Always appoint the least qualified sycophant for the job.
This is like an Adam Sandler movie only somehow dumber and less funny
Musk makes Sandler look like Carlin by comparison
Least qualified? She’s a former prosecutor.
Fair enough, and Rob Schneider is an actor.
That said, I suppose for the purpose of having a proven greedy sycophant in that position, she may be most qualified from the bucket he has available.
I guess I am thinking on more objective terms, like, an AG that would follow the established rules and conventions. Adhering to the constitution and rule of law. If her recent behavior on Fox is any indication, I won’t set my expectations very high.
"All rise, the dishonorable Judge Winebox presiding."
Are you fucking kidding?
First time?
Country with a second amendment refuses to use it.
The 2nd amendment is for tyranny. What we have is stupidity, which the voters have chosen, and celebrated. It's disgusting, but no one is going to break down the white house doors and open fire because another ignorant racist pawn was placed into a strategic position. No one in Switzerland, Australia or France would attempt to murder their PM for selecting a moron as chief justice either.
no one is going to break down the white house doors and open fire because another ignorant racist pawn was placed into a strategic position
What about if citizens are detained and deported to foreign prisons without due process, all while blatantly ignoring the orders of judges?
Where is the line where people will act?
Trump cabinet meeting
He's such a cryyyyyyyy baby.. da da dadada da
She apparently used to be a judge, but we all know what made him pick them.
She needs the money since her 401k is gone
Why don't they just make Fox News part of the governement. We can watch all their faces melt from the evil they create.
Talk ever see the movie Devils Advocate. You know how peoples face take on a kind of hideous look like their personalities are reflected in their face. I'm fucking Charlize Theron over here.
Does this belong on Not The Onion?
Being an onion writer must be an absolute nightmare right now
No. No more politics there.
He's going for the alcoholic appointment record.
It's kind of weird how he keeps hiring drunks when he's a teetotaler himself.
Maybe he just misses Nixon
I dunno man have you ever watched Mad Men? I feel like, before like 1975, people just got wasted all day every day during work hours.
Hm. Good point.
Oh come on.
Hahahahahahaha... Ohhhhh god.
Jesus, why will these cunts not just die?
Because apparently God is real and he's actually just a gigantic piece of shit. These people live forever and get rewarded for being absolute scum.
Got enough Botox?
How many drinks does she need to take the case?
I think twenty-four is how many are in a case?
Soft on crime.
“Fox News host and former prosecutor Jeanine Pirro” just doesn’t have the same outrage grabbing ring to it, does it?
Yeah, we should also add reckless speeder, visible alcoholic, election-denying liar, and Trump supporter too.
Oh, and FYI- those are negative qualities.
That’s fine if they’re true - I have no idea who this woman is or what she’s done. All I know is that she is a prosecutor so is qualified for the job of prosecutor.
