You're being sold as an action figure. What 2 accessories do you come with?
You're being sold as an action figure. What 2 accessories do you come with?
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Anxiety and depression
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Lol beat me to it
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A pillow and my phone
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Inaction figure.
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Brilliant! I'll have to make one now!
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Ibuprofen and an energy drink.
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What makes the green grass grow?
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Weed vape and this bad boy
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I legit want to use that for home defense.
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So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
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It's the only way Lady Supermans can get off
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Do you not?
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A hat and buyer's remorse.
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Tears and toilet paper.
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the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
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Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
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Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
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So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
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No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
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Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet
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Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude
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Big (mouth) bass-shaped bass guitar?
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Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.
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My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.
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Autism and depression
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Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
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Action keyboard and action mouse.
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i would like to upgrade to the Power Glove(tm) pls
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A knife. And another knife.
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I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
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A laptop and an anal plug.
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A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?
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A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.
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Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.
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Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint
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A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
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Bipolar meds and gummi bears.
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Those gummi bears are sus.
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What do you mean? Why would I put LSD in my gummi bears?
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A cat and a bike
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A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker
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don't forget your towel
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Dual-weilding plushies
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A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which
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a lever action rifle and a bass guitar
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Bass and bong
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Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
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2 gray kitties
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Track saw and climbing shoes.
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A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.
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Are mental illnesses an accessory?
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Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.
Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.
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A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes
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A cat and a cup of tea
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Guilt and regret
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My cat and my cell phone
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A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go
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Tell me more about this empty space you speak of.
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It should have something like a Miata or Caterham or a hot hatch of some kind.
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A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.
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Laptop and bag o’ tools _
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I feel seen.
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Touring kayak and back country skis
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A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.
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Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.
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Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪
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A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree
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A belt and a doorknob
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Risky, but easier than using your hand.
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Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.
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A trophy labeled potential being swallowed by a dark blob of depression, and a pair of eyeglasses that give you 20/20 hindsight vision.
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Weed vape and a coffee, or keyboard and shovel
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Coffee mug and a dog.
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bicycle and pool noodle
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