The Faculty, any day
The Faculty, any day


The Faculty, any day
One I love and haven't seen mentioned is Equalibrium, I've probably seen it 5 times, which is a lot of times for me. I see its ham fisted metaphors and raise you gun karate.
Eurotrip ..."Scotty doesn't know.."
Office Space.
Super Mario Bros. No, not the new CGI one, the old live action one. I know I’m not alone in loving this movie, but man is it divisive— those that don’t like it, HATE it, and I think that’s the majority opinion.
I unironically love this movie. It’s not just nostalgia either, though I did watch it as a kid. I also watched the old Zelda cartoon as a kid when it first came out, and I loved it then but I can’t stand it now. No, I’ve watched this movie recently and it still rocks. It’s perfect for what it is, I think.
Evolution.
Is that the one with David Duchovny?
Yes and Orlando Jones
"can we get you anything?"
"ice cream..."
"okay, what flavor?"
"it doesn't matter... It's for my ass"
'Wayne, I think we've established that "Ca-Caw Ca-Caw" and "Tookie Tookie" don't work.'
Ah, I'm glad I was reminded that this movie exists.
They said shitty not awesome
Underrated movie IMO.
It's not a movie, it's an ad for Head&Shoulders.
Hackers. Till the day I die…
hAcK tHe pLaNeT!!1!
They're trashing our rights! TRASHING them!
In the same vein:
Johnny Mnemonic is unironically pretty damn good.
The pacing gets clunky in some spots, production quality is a bit off in some sections... honestly not really worse than say Escape from New York... its honestly overall pretty damn good.
This one deserves its own thread fr. Keanu Reeves worked his ass off to try and pull this together and it works in its cheesy way.
Movie made me get into IT. I hate and love it at the same time.
Uhm, but Hackers is not shitty.
Hacker is the best !
mess with the best
die like the rest
i love that shit.
Hackers is a legitimately great film.
I can't like that movie because it was so insulting for the culture at the time. Tacky and stupid. No self respecting 90s technology person respects that movie.
Self-respect is for people with class
No self respecting 90s technology person respects that movie.
How dare you?!
Oh...wait. "self respecting". Okay. Fair enough.
Dude, Where's My Car? is so much better than it had any right to be. And while the main characters are stoners, most of the humor isn't stoner humor. Not that there's anything wrong with stoner humor, but movies that consist entirely of stoner humor tend to drag after a while.
Dude! What does mine say?
Sweet! What does mine say?
*See half baked
You ever suck dick for marijuana?
It's an incredibly dumb movie. And I love it.
And then?
We got free tickets to DWmC after Shaft burned in a slow dialogue scene. So we saw this for free.
I'm reminded of the reviewer differences between this and The Emperor's New Groove when I mention we still wanted a refund.
I will die on the hill that Kung fury is peak cinema
I’ve literally never heard a bad word uttered about Kung Fury.
Hackerman hacked into my heart.
Any movie where the protagonist is offing nazis is a great movie.
I'd agree, if the movie were half as long.
Did you mean... twice as long?
Mystery Men is a phenomenal send up of the superhero genre. It's simultaneously extremely 1999 and decades ahead of its time.
Chronicles of Riddick. Not sure it's considered a "bad" movie, but I definitely like it more than most. Just a crazy entertaining world and system they build in a short 2 hour long movie.
Grandma's Boy. If you're a gamer, its a must watch.
Last Action Hero. I know the editing is pretty bad and the rhythm is a bit messed up in the last part but it's the most meta movie ever and an homage/parody to classic action movies. Having Arnold play the main part is the cherry on top.
True lies was a better executed tongue-in-cheek send up of the action movie genre, but Last Action Hero is a good and interesting movie.
True Lies is a fantastic movie, doesn't belong on this thread at all!
Rubber baby buggie bumpers!
Where I live, this is being aired on TV on Christmas every year, as a tradition.
Rubber. An anthropomorphic car tire. If that doesn't describe a masterclass in directing I don't know what does.
Hackers
So I married an axe murderer.
Monty Python and the holy grail
Tremors 2 is peak cinema IMHO. I only wish they had spent a little more on the CGI, or replaced it all with practical effects.
Kung pow enter the fist. Screw what the critics and rotten tomatoes score says. The movie is goated!
Sucker Punch and D.E.B.S.
no, it's not cuz I'm a lesbian!
...ok maybe it's cuz I'm a lesbian
oh also TRON Legacy. "tHe PlOt iS sTuPiD" yeah no shit it's TRON, the original was a glorified feature length CG animation test reel. I came here for pretty lights, cool motorcycles, Daft Punk, Jeff Bridges, and Olivia Wilde being hot, not for prestige cinema lmao
Office Space all day
The cable guy. Scary Jim Carey is scary. And the ending was visionary.
I feel this way about 23 as well. Jim Carey as a normal guy who's absolutely losing it just hits different.
I blame the marketing for that movie not doing well. People went expecting a "wacky Jim Carrey flick" and what they got was a surreal and frightening thriller.
Eddie Murphy's "Holy Man" suffers that bad marketing issue as well. They plastered so many ads making it out to be a loony Eddie Murphy film and the movie itself is more of an uplifting drama about believing in one's self and not seeking external validation, with a few gags in it making fun of television shopping networks and the stupid shit people buy from them cause yeah, it's Eddie Murphy of course they're gonna have fun with it. But that's only like 1/3rd of the film.
Hudson Hawk. Criminally underrated.
Not just one, and DONT GO CALLING The Long Kiss Goodnight SHITTY YOU .. YOU .. MEAN PERSON!
Treasure Planet. There's weird plot choices, but I loved the mixed animation, the music, the characters.
An actually bad but amazing movie would be Miami Connection. Karate rock band sings about friendship fights motorcycle drug ninjas. Fuck yeah bro.
treasure planet is a criminally underrated masterpiece of a film with a great deal of heart put into it that i would never for an instant consider describing as "shitty".
Yeah I don't really think it's shitty, but it completely tanked at the box office. Like, Disney cancelled plans for sequels and a theme park ride kind of tanked.
I don't think League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was that bad.
Big Trouble in Little China
The Cat From Outer Space
Mystery Men
Okay, I've got one that no one has mentioned.
Without clicking the link, just imagine what it might be.
I’m just going to drop selections from the Troma catalog in here:
These are objectively shitty movies. Most of these movies are irredeemable; hell, some of them are down right an exercise in poor taste. A lot of it hasn’t aged well, and I’m not talking about the cinematography. I haven’t kept up with Troma in the 21st century, though, so maybe Troma has gotten worse-better or better-worse?
However, I find joy in these movies because they are like a time warp back to New Jersey and New York in the 80s and 90s. They were so low budget and always filmed around New York (except for Toxic Avenger II which somehow was filmed in Japan), that they used a lot of family members of the cast and crew or random locals as extras. It is obvious that a lot of people on screen probably didn’t know they were being filmed (or if they did, didn’t realize what type of movie they were in). There’s bad hair and makeup (but not from the effects department), and thick accents and regionalisms that have faded. There are mainstreets and skylines that don’t exist anymore, or if they do, are wildly different. It is amazing to catch a glimpse of an era that doesn’t exist anymore. This exists in all old movies, but the low-budget realness hits differently.
Most of these movies are trash, but they’re my trash. Apologies to Mr. Kaufman.
Dredd (2012) is a near perfect 80s/90's style, over the top action movie made 25 years too late.
Well shot action scenes.
Excellent soundtrack.
Pretty darn well paced.
Good helping of action hero one liners.
Plot is simple enough for idiot, explosion go boom, brain to follow, but also takes itself seriously enough to present the horrors of its world via interactions with minor characters.
Karl Urban manages to do more acting with only his mouth and chin, and line delivery, than many other actors do with their whole face.
Olivia Thirlby is also very, very good, I do not understand why some other director has not cast her in an action oriented role since... now that Nintendo seems to actually allow their IP in films: Make her blonde again and she is Samus Aran.
EDIT:
In case you haven't seen it... this is a bit spoilery, but here's a decent 4 minute representative sample to give you an impression of the movie.
Killer Klowns From Outer Space needs no defending. It's just a terrible great time.
It’s worth it for the theme alone!
What are you gonna do, knock my block off?
Absolutely masterful movie! Soundtrack is (big)tops too!!!
Flight of the Navigator
The Last Starfighter is not a shitty movie. Now go back to sleep, Louis, before I tell ma about your Playboys.
The Last Starfighter, Flight of the Navigator, and Batteries Not Included: the trifecta of 80s kids scifi
I’d get ‘explorers’ in there too
Flight of the Navigator
Oh wow, this kicked up some memories
I might swap in Explorers as the third to complete the "kids flying spaceships" theme. But BNI was a classic too.
Wait, people think it is?
How do... YOU do?
If you remember the 80s at all, then "Hot Tub Time Machine" is the greatest comedy ever created.
If you don't remember the 80's, then " Hot Tub Time Machine" is the greatest comedy ever created.
Empire Records.
I make references from that movie all the time and nobody ever gets it. Doesn't stop me.
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and/or Time Bandits.
I will fistfight anyone who thinks Time Bandits is bad
"THIS IS WHAT I WANT"
Edit: "LEETLE THINGS HITTING EACH OTHER"
Anything Terry Gilliam is great
Gilliam was almost picked to direct the Harry Potter movies.
Well duh.
If I were the Supreme Being, I would have started with LASERS! Eight o'clock, DAY ONE!
David Warner is good in literally anything though.
Did you know Angels in the Outfield has a 31% on rottentomatoes? I'm scared to watch it again because I remember it as a perfect movie.
BIODOME
Saw it in theaters when I was a kid, great 90's flick. Pauly Shore was the shit back then. All his movies were great except that In the Army Now that one was bad. But the rest good.
Son in Law is one of my partner's favorite movies, and even being introduced to it in the late 2000's, I can see the appeal. Peak Pauly Shore. Plus, there really aren't that many Thanksgiving movies, so it's right up there with Planes, Trains, and Automobiles for the Mount Rushmore of Thanksgiving movies.
I’ll be honest I like In the Army Now too haha
Purple sticky punch
How’d you know what I’m doing right now!?
Iron man, iron man, does whatever an iron can
Stop! That's Spiderman.
What are you some kind of rocket scientist or something?
Well, yeah
[PCU](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PCU(film))_
No war but class war.
Genuinely love this movie. So weird to see a lot of the actors in really early roles lol
Right? Who could have predicted that Gutter would go on to lay the foundations for Marvel’s decades-long cinematic dominance?
Gutter is a tool!
Can you blow me where the pampers is?
It's like.... if you're nice to them... they bring you things?
Interstate 60 - a cute quirky B movie with some hella famous actors. Gary Oldman, Christopher Lloyd, Michael J Fox, James Maraden, Chris Cooper, Amy Smart, Kurt Russell. It is a fun and imaginative ride along a made up highway. My favorite scene was the town of Morelaw.
Big Trouble - a great movie shut down by circumstance. It was set for release in late 2001, the end of the movie involves hijacking a plane with a nuclear bomb, but then 9/11 happened so they sent it straight to video and stopped advertising it. Based on a Dave Barry novel, it’s a hilarious story involving a crazy cast of characters you may meet in Florida. Another star studded cast including Tim Allen, The Tooch, Martha Stewart, Janine Garofalo, Zoey Deschanel, Omar Epps, Jason Lee, Johnny Knoxville, and many more.
I have only met a couple people ever who have seen either of these movies.
I unironically love Armageddon and The Core. Yes, they're both stupid and unrealistic movies, but that works in their favor about as often as against. Something about the way they play with the core concepts makes me love them.
I'm just here for Core support.
The most unbelievable thing about these movies is the competent government that makes the plot happen. In real life the astroid would kill the planet before they admit it exists. That's actually why these are comfort movies for my spouse and I, it's nice to believe in a world where people aren't stupid.
Don't Look Up is the real Armageddon lmao
I remember the audio commentary on The Core, where the director acted like the movie was very serious. I loved that.
+1 for The Core, seeing Rat’s antics in that movie sparked my passion for computers that blossomed into a tech career
Heh. Core concepts. That one hits deep.
I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
Armageddon > Deep Impact
Titan A.E. Is a masterpiece.
If you'll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we're all having a real lousy day.
Hot Rod! I can quote pretty much the whole movie. It’s such a fun ride.
I unironically enjoy the old 2005 Fantastic 4 movie. It was cheesy as fuck, I don't deny that. But it was fun. And the comics themselves can be as bad or worse sometimes.
Also I like Julian McMahon.
Also also, Chris Evans towel scene.
I’ve always enjoyed them, but my one complaint specifically for the first one is that everything feels SO MUCH like a set. Every exterior city scene feels like an SNL sketch
I unironically enjoy the old 2005 Fantastic 4 movie. It was cheesy as fuck, I don't deny that.
I hated it when it came out, because all super hero movies were cheesy as fuck, and it felt bad seeing another.
But in hindsight, Fantastic Four movies are better when they're cheesy as fuck, because so was/is the comic (more often than not).
My only remaining complaint is that the sequel was too chickenshit to give Galactus a giant purple fork hat. I noticed happily that the shadow of the fork hat made it into the trailer, for the new movie.
Now imagine that.... but all over
Ice Pirates (1984): A bunch of A-Listers before they were big. Great practical effects. Spaceships, Pirates, Time Travel, 'robots' It was magnificent.
Close second: The Cat from Outer Space (1978). It was a Disney flick, but really great for the time.
My wife's family loves The Princess Bride, but I love telling them that Stardust is better. It might not be correct, but it's a pretty fun hill to die on.
Reign of Fire.
Aeonflux, except I don't actually bother trying to defend it.
I put Ultraviolet next to this too. I'm not here for cohesive world building, I'm here for gratuitous sci-fi action perpetrated by a woman with a bad haircut.
My brain puts Equilibrium in the same universe.
Mirror’s Edge was if both of these movies merged into one and made something actually good.
I jest, but I’ve seen both and while they’re gorgeous, I basically ended up ignoring plot.
The movie, or the show?
The movie. Didn't know there was a show.
The film was better than the old MTV series it was based on. They built a compelling world in the animated version, but the film delivered on that vision.
Mine's gotta be "The Brothers Grimm" starring Matt Damon and Heath Ledger. It's the same camp vibe as the "Van Helsing" movie starring Hugh Jackman, but there's no badass super hero to save the day - there's just a bunch of imperfect people trying their best, and it's almost entirely by luck or destiny that they snatch victory from the clutches of defeat. It's also one of the most morbid depictions of childish horror i've seen on-screen, where it gives no fucks about being realistic.
That era of movies is what everyone wants their D&D campaigns to be.
Once Bitten, Joe vs the Volcano, and Mortal Kombat are all way better movies than they should have been.