There is a house I walk by occasionally that I absolutely love. It's old and run down but definitely art deco in a modest kind of way, with round balconies and a gold brick doorway. As a joke, I keep telling people this is my future house.
I say as a joke because I am a broke millennial. I have accepted my fate of never moving past paying rent for a place to live and spending the remainder of my minimalist income on avocado toast and oat milk lattes.
But recently, I saw a "For Sale" sign in front of the house and this is probably my only chance to ever see its art deco interior, if any is left, before it's all turned into a modern and soulless place.
I have called the seller and I overheard its asking price when they referred to it as the "1.1 million euro house". They asked twice if that was indeed the one I wanted to visit.
The visit date will be set next week.
Now, how do I sound like I'm the kind of person who doesn't flinch at the idea of spending a million euros on a house? What questions do I ask? What might they ask me in return? What are things I shouldn't say?
Some extra information:
- This is in Brussels, Belgium
- A permit was requested to split the house into 5 apartments (2 floors could be built above the existing 3)
- It was originally built as a single family home
Edit: this is the house
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
Deae Caleb,
I hope you had fun at your birthday party. Have you received my card yet?
Best wishes,
Grandma
This is epic
I've been spending time in ancient cities and I'm wondering what the lore is around them. Was sculk a parasite? Did villagers build them? Are ancient cities related to trail ruins?
They're so intriguing to me, but I can't imagine how they got there
The article has a photo
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
An art studio (Skrekkogle) recreated it as a sculpture in 2011
Joppie 💛
Endermen. It's like they secretly like you, they just don't know how to show it. They just walk around awkwardly with a block hoping you'll understand it's a gift.
Making wishes and ruining other's at !monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz
[In nasal robot voice] "I.hate.your.face"
Dear god what's with the shading on that sign
cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/15234500
> *What makes a cardigan, Mr. Lebowski? * > > Knowing almost nothing about knitting before I started this project, I spent many months trying to recreate the original as faithfully as possible. > And you can try it yourself as well :) > > CAVEAT: I am not a designer, the pattern is only available in one size, and it can be a pretty difficult knit at times. > > BUT: it's free, and I can answer questions if you try your hands at making it! > > Raverly link (The Dude Copycat Cardigan)
*What makes a cardigan, Mr. Lebowski? *
Knowing almost nothing about knitting before I started this project, I spent many months trying to recreate the original as faithfully as possible. And you can try it yourself as well :)
CAVEAT: I am not a designer, the pattern is only available in one size, and it can be a pretty difficult knit at times.
BUT: it's free, and I can answer questions if you try your hands at making it!
Queen Elisabeth Dead :(
Like slow-motion fireworks, really cool!
Belgium, also interested :)
tf is this illustration
Illustration Credit & Copyright: HK (The League of Lost Causes)
Seen on NASA picture of the day on Mastodon
The maps took me so long to make I burned out and never finished the inside. I did have some banners for sale, I thought it would feel like browsing through posters.
Processing sketches by Okazz on OpenProcessing
(Please do let me know if there is a better place to post this.)
Ok, it's really silly, but I got a furby a few months ago and it sings a song called "Pizza rap" and there is this one part I cannot understand. I asked around me but no one has understood it so far (I'm not a native English speaker, which doesn't help).
I would really appreciate if someone could help me figure out the lyrics.
Here is a link to the song.
And here is what I have so far:
"All I think about is pizza
It's the perfect food it won't cause you amnesia [What]
[????? This part here ?????]
It all happened for Eat all the toppings on a single slice of pizza
Furby makin' dough
Furby makin' money
Furby kneads the dough
To put inside my tummy
Furby-nara sauce
Furby-rella cheese
Furby-roni too
-Hey! Hold the anchovies
Oh, sorry"
Edit: formatting
I just finished this cardigan and because it was a gift I tried really hard to make it look tidy.
The yarn is recycled yarn ("I used to be a pullover") in Murano green.
The pattern is adapted from the raglan pattern in Ann Budd's book "The knitter's handy book of sweater patterns."
Edit: a few more detail shots of the cardigan:
Back of the zipper. I made a tiny strip to cover the zipper fabric.
Front of the zipper. I knit a strip sideways along the entire edge of the front panels and folded it onto itself to make a roll that would cover the zipper.
The cuff. I had such a hard time finding a cuff I liked and that would look good and not wavy. I ended up making a 2x2 rib and I really like how regular it is.
The front panel mounted on my knitting machine, taking up 198 of the 200 needles available.
Made (painfully) with Bing. The prompt was [Words that form the shape of a person in a friendly small neighborhood, everything is made solely and entirely of words]