1 yr. ago • 98%

Fact!

36 comments

Here is the template:

Do your magic ;)

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Reject groomers.

Embrace otter.

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- Sea otters have been regularly observed to rape baby seals over weeks, and continue raping them after they've died.
  
  River otters are cute though.
  
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  I would like to unsubscribe from rape facts. Thanks
  
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- Sooo, about that..
  
  https://www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad
  
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  Dude, what the hell u made me read? I mean, dude !
  
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  Like people wouldn't force them to mate with seals if it would produce something cute for the Internet.
  
  Stolen from a comedy sketch I saw in Orlando.
  
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- I'm always down for replacing problematic celebrities, especially when you can replace them with precious critters.
  
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  Soooo, about that...
  
  https://www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad
  
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If you haven't replaced your Drake meme template with this one yet, you otter.

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- It is otterly funny
  
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At least otters don't sexually harass underage girls via whiny text message. I'll take the otter over Drake any day!

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- https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/otter-rape/
  
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  They can’t text tho.
  
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I always like to use anotter template.

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Otters are brilliant! Not quite as good as rabbits but they're still pretty good, thanks for the new template!

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Okay but you didn't give us the template

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Question: if I don't have any other themes listed on my instance can I use a theme or does the instance owner have to apply it?

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- 🤨
  
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  Oops, wrong post.
  
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