The trick is not to rule
The trick is not to rule


The trick is not to rule
Don't anthropomorphise your onions - they don't like it.
Contact lenses make you basically impervious to onions unless you're chopping them in a totally unventilated space. To take a joke seriously.
100% true. I've cut so many onions in contacts its amazing. One morning I was cutting onions in my glasses....I thought I was going to die lol.
It’s actually to not breathe through your nose.
You can't stop me from loving you, @toomanypancakes@lemmy.world.