You don't understand, I'm very concerned about the future for my child who I want to put no effort into raising. Why would I parent my kid when I can just have everything I don't want them exposed to banned? I'm a responsible parent who's definitely not just trying to enforce draconian puritanical standards I don't follow on everyone else.
Depends on the application? Peanut sauce you wanna go smooth, PB&J you wanna go crunchy. I think there's room for a whole range of peanut butter expression in this world.
Smooth if you have to pick one, for the utility of it
This is notnottheonion, not nottheonion