the Lactaid-brand eggnog gives me explosive diarrhea
why 😭
it tastes so good
Edit: I have looked at the nutrition label and done some mental math based on how much of the container is left. 80% of daily cholesterol. 100% daily saturated fats. 120% daily added sugars. This was in one glass.
What the fuck is this liquid taco bell bullshit
Postmortem: after sleeping and having a nightmare where I had a heart attack and died while shitting my brains out, I have poured the remaining half of the eggnog down the drain and have resolved to never buy it again because I like being alive
You literally just heat up 6 yolks, some vanilla of choice, 150g (maybe 3/4 cups?) sugar in a double bath, whisk until creamy, add 300g cream (about 10 1/2 fluid ounces?) and like 150g rum (my preferred thing) or milk (roughly 0.6 cups?) and whist for 5 minutes.
Oh yeah, and let it cool or top with whipped cream and cinnamon and enjoy hot.
feel free to use lactose free alternatives.
Sometimes called a double boiler. It's a small pot that sits over a larger pot of boiling water. The idea is to avoid scalding your food by giving a more gentle heat.
I get it whenever it is in stock, and whenever I drink it I get explosive diarrhea
I know its not the Milk causing it because it's, well, lactaid
Wait a second, what if they are lying to me
Edit: I am fairly certain it is in fact lactose free. My current theory is that it has something to do with the large amount of sugar. I think I might be getting almost 60% of my daily value of added sugars and 50% of my daily value of fats in one of the big glasses I drink it out of. If my fiancée finds out I am doing this to my poor arteries, she will be very upset because she made me promise to not die first
Edit 2: I have dramatically underestimated how many servings I have drank today. New ballpark is
So Lactaid brands still use milk. If you are allergic to dairy and aren't just lactose intolerant you will still have the same problems as drinking regular milk.
My current theory is that I'm getting to taco bell effect from the eggnog. Didn't realize until looking at the label about an hour ago, but it's got an insane concentration of added sugars, cholesterol, and saturated fats. I drank half the carton today (well, yeaterday) qnd if my mental math is right I've gotten 80% of my daily cholesterol, 100% of my daily saturated fats, and 120% of my daily added sugars. If my fiancée found out, she would be so upset because she made me promise that I wouldn't die first